Use Images of Hot Chicks to Make Your Blog Posts More Better!

Every one likes looking at hot chicks. Straight men like it. Straight Chicks like it. Lesbians like it. Gay men like it. It’s the one thing everyone in the world can agree on. That’s why they are used in advertising and to decorate just about anything from boxing matches, to car shows, and from shopping malls to bars – except there they call them waitresses.

Hot chicks make the world more pleasant and relaxing. They take the edge off harsh shit and add spice to boring shit.

Here’s a good example. Which version of this totally depressing article would you like to read?

This one…

Horrible things are happening in Iraq and there is nothing you can do about it.

A run of coordinated attacks that spanned the length of the country killed at least 56 people today in assaults aimed at Iraqi army and police forces, one day after the U.S. announced that its combat troops had fallen below 50,000.

Or this one…

Ashley, or Cindy or whomever, takes a break from the action to enjoy the unseasonably mild temperatures in Iraq at one of the best Green Zone resorts. I think we'd all like to visit her "Green Zone" anytime!

A run of coordinated attacks that spanned the length of the country killed at least 56 people today in assaults aimed at Iraqi army and police forces, one day after the U.S. announced that its combat troops had fallen below 50,000.

There’s no contest. The first photo is fucking depressing! What a downer. The second is relaxing and totally makes you feel better. So which post do you think is going to get bookmarked? Bingo, the hot chick every time unless you’re one of those lame news geeks who want lot of real stuff even if it makes you want to blow your brains out because you feel so hopeless because you keep exposing your brain to shit you can’t do anything about anyway.

So if you’re writing about stuff that is boring or depressing or maybe your blog is not that good to begin with, then inject some hot chick action in that post to make it totally more betterer!

File Under: If You Want to People to Read Your Blog Add Photos of Hot Chicks – Expert Tips and Tricks for Using Images in Your Blog Posts – Why Images Make Blogs More Awesome – Spice Up Your Blog With Even Spicier Images – The Most Important Rule for Using Images in Your Blog Posts


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  1. I agree, I found this link on google and only clicked because of the hot chick…

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